The picture I sent the GF this morning...

"Look at this cool filter I found!"

She didn't believe I had really shaved my head, I had to send her a movie...

Here is the design for the souvineer shirt for our Costa Rica Vacation!

PURA VIDA!

I am an Abolitionist

“All right, then, I’ll GO to hell"

Remember when...

I said I was going to snatch the Stupid from the mouths of Deplorables and beat them with it. I wasn't kidding.

FUCK DRUMPH!
(and anyone who voted for him)

I am done trying to talk to Stupid People...

I'm embarrassed...

crit·i·cal think·ing

noun

noun: critical thinking

1. the objective analysis and evaluation of an issue in order to form a judgment.

   
   

   "professors often find it difficult to encourage critical thinking amongst their students"

For Tiffany...

THE PROMISE 

by When In Rome

If you need a friend
Don't look to a stranger
You know in the end, I'll always be there
But when you're in doubt
And when you're in danger
Take a look all around, and I'll be there

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be
But if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me
I promise, I promise you I will

When your day is through
And so is your temper
You know what to do
I'm gonna always be there
Sometimes if I shout
It's not what's intended
These words just come out
With no gripe to bear

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be
But if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me
I promise, I promise you I will

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be
And if I had to walk the world, I'd make you fall for me
I promise you, I promise you I will

I gotta tell you
Need to tell you
Gotta tell you
I've gotta tell you

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be
But if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me
I promise, I promise you

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be
And if I had to walk the world, I'd make you fall for me
I promise you, I promise you I will
I will
I will

My life

Nowadays, I have small goals...

The Republican President is an ignorant Racist

I have a few blogs...

I just read several posts from one of my other Blogs.  That is depressing...

TEXAS needs our help...

All The Deplorables that cheered on Cruz while he voted against Hurricane Sandy Relief for the "Libtards of NYC" are now pretending to be Holier Than Thou when they have a Disaster. I think we should all do everything we can to help our fellow Americans in TX and also rub their noses in their votes for Cruz like you do a dog that poops in the Living Room during the Christmas Eve Party. Help them AND point out their HYPROCRICY, how else will they ever learn?

MAKE AMERICA SMART AGAIN

We just went through 8 years of naked Racism aimed at Barack Hussein Obama from the Republican Party. I watched an US Representative from S. Carolina shout "You lie" while our President spoke before Congress. I watched a Governor wag her finger in the face of our President on the tarmac. I watched a failed businessman deny the Religion and Citizenship of our President in order to build up his constituency. We went through an entire election cycle with fake scandals and investigations (since 1993) aimed at the Clintons without a single conviction from the Republican Party. Either Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton is the ultimate Evil Super Hero or it's all just Republican bullshit. Now I watch the very same people sputter about emails and conspiracy theories in a vain attempt to deflect from the very serious accusations of Treason and Collusion against Drumph. I watch them deny the reporting from serious new sources because they cannot admit they made a mistake. It will soon be obvious that the Republican Party has managed to elect two Presidents in recent history that had to resign due to impending criminal proceedings. Pay attention to your FB feed, the Drumph Supporters will go down with their Orange Buffon all the while shouting "Fake News and Email Servors!"...

NEVER ASK A STUPID PERSON WHAT THEY WANT

THEY WILL ANSWER, AND IT WILL BE STUPID...

SIST is a cult!

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By far the most visits to my blog come from people researching the Sist Cult (and half of them are actually from the Sist Cult Compound).  Let's see how many visits this post gets...

David<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~hiLARRYus!

This is the shirt I have designed for our Mexican Trip in January...

TIFFANY TURNS 20x2

The Deplorables control America the Beautiful...

Last night the RACISTS and THE WILLFULLY IGNORANT won.  The Stupid People are in charge...

Why am I so hard on Republicans?

I'm going to 

snatch the stupid 

right from your mouth 

and use it to beat you 

black and blue...

(Don't like it?  Quit saying Stupid Things)

I am a proud LIBERAL in the tradition of our Founding Fathers...

I don't hate Conservatives. Stupid People do get on my nerves, and sadly the Republican Party is bowing down to THE WILLFULLY IGNORANT...

Why are the STUPID PEOPLE in charge of the Republican Party?

PPAP!

I am in a pickle, an embarrassment of riches...

(Don't forget I am a professional poet, Mt. Olive once paid me in free pickles)

The girlfriend is a travel agent and has access to discount fares and she has even won free charter plane tickets to Cancun.  To celebrate her 40th Birthday we will be taking an almost free trip to the Yucatan Pennisula in Mexico and staying at two seperate all inclusive resorts.  Ziplines, swimming with dolphins, climbing pyramids, the whole schmear...

A World Heritage Site!

Yesterday they announced that Adam Ant will be touring America immediatily after we return and I want to do the whole VIP Experience and meet my favorite Performer.  I don't think I can swing an international trip and a Chicago Concert that close together.  This sucks...

(I want to meet Adam so bad)

No moral person will cast a vote for Donald Trump...

I erase 1/2 of what I type on Facebook. Not kidding. I worry that I might alienate people that will vote for Trump and I will have to live with them afterwards. Then I think, no I don't. Why would you want to associate with THE WILLFULLY IGNORANT, the RACISTS, the ONE ISSUE VOTERS or the GUN NUTS? Life is too short to give horrible people any room in your life...

FT. RILEY KANSAS, LATE SUMMER 1982

Mom yelling up to me on the third floor, 

"David, Matthew Barnum is here with TWO girls..."

Me yelling down to the first floor,

"Send up the two girls and 
tell Matthew that I will see him at school!"

(TRUE STORY)

jus a lil' bit...

die antwoord jus a lil' bit...

"Fatty Boom Boom"

Yo hi-tek, u fink u can fuck wif summing like dis?

Yo what u mean summing like dis?

Ja dat's spif
Yo-landi do dat fing!

[Hook:]
Hey fatty boom boom! Hit me wif da ching ching!
Fat pocket klinking! Dollar eye twinkling!
Jeez da beats so chunky! Me'sa getting funky!
Ooooh!

Wen I'm on da mic it's like murder murder murder! Kill kill kill!
Wat se zuid afrika? Suig my fokken piel
Hie kom ek weer! Like a lekker smack in face
Rappers r fucking boring ninja bashing dere brainz
What happened 2 all da kool rapperz from back in da day?
Nowawayz all deze rapperz sound exactly da same
It's like 1 big inbred fuck-fest sis!
No I do not wanna stop collaborate or listen
Jimmy jimmy jimmy, hold on 2 yor ching
I'm taking over amerika blowing up everyfing
Physically fit da ninja very energetic
If u haven't got it by now yo you never gonna get it
I whip my dick out an piss on all dis horrible fokken rap
Got a off-shore account 4 da dollar bills dat I stack
Yo fuck rap! I'm sorry my china we not related
I cum mad fresh like da 1st time I ejaculated

[Hook]

Hi my name is...
Yo-landi fokken vi$$er! Fight fight fight!
Kick u in da teef! Hit u on da head wif da mic!
Dere's a rumble in da jungle I'm bubbling 2 da beat
I'm not looking 4 trouble but troublez looking 4 me
My pockets r fokken swollen but nuffing jus cum 4 free
I used 2 beg borrow or steal jus 2 hustle sumfing 2 eat
Souf afrika used 2 b 2 dwankie 2 notice me
Suddenly u interested cause we blowing up overseaz
Making money money money! Yes yes yes!
Zefside represent! U fucking wif da best
I'm a upper! Dwankiez get popped like a sucker
Baka baka! Yipee kaiyay muddafucka!
I'm a big deal! Yo krazy money get thrown at me
Now I'm having so much dat I can't even go 2 sleep!
Yo-landi! Wat? Where u at? Here I am!
Spitting fokken lyrix like bam bam bam!

[Hook]

We keep it lekker lekker lekker zef zef zef!
Spend all my fuckin money till dere's nuffing left
I'm a fat cat keep da change I don't need a slip...
For dis fat sack of dagga yo I'm smoking a splif
In my matt black subaru haters throwing a fit
Round da corner gooi n lekker spif tokyo drift
My daddy told me dere'z a lot of fish in da sea
Dere'z also lot of muddafuckn money, bitchez and weed!
Ja dagga! Dagga! Dagga! Puff puff puff!
Bring da beat back hi-tek... make it ruf!
We drop da type of beats dat make u shut da fuck up an dance!
We drop da type of beats dat got u fuckin stuck in a trance
In da overseaz dey like 2 say u stuck in a trance
We drop da type of beats dat make u fuckin cum in yor pants
Uh! Waarsie fokken dagga? Pass it 2 da left
Lekker z 2 da e 2 da muddafuckn f!

[Hook]

Jeeziz ou! Chill net n bietjie fokken uit!

DONALD TRUMP IS A RACIST (and so is everyone that votes for him)

Donald Trump's Father was a member of the KKK. Donald Trump's Father was arrested at a KKK Rally. Donald Trump's Father was sued successfully for Discrimination against Minorities in his Rental Business.

Donald Trump is supported by the KKK. Donald Trump uses Racist Rhetoric. Donald Trump was sued successfully for Discrimination against Minorities in his Rental Business.

Donald Trump is a Racist.

You can vote for Trump.

You just can't call yourself a Christian if you do...

NOTES ON THIS MORNINGS BIKE RIDE

1. Even though I have a front fender headlight I still wait till dawn to begin my ride!
2. Playing on my smart phone means my ride begins 15 minutes AFTER dawn...
3. Question: Have you ever worried that you may get a ticket for riding in a park before it officially opens?
4. Early morning fog covering Simpson Park guarantees I ride that section first!
5. Last week's Sewer Treatment Plant Shutdown guarantees Simpson Lake smells like a 72-acre Porta Potty that hasn't been serviced all Summer...
6. Question: Have you ever smelled something so bad that you could taste it on your teeth?
7. Dear Spider #1) Thank You for hanging a dead leaf in your invisible web so I know where not to ride my bike!
8. Dear Spider #2) YOU SUCK...
9. Question:  Have you ever rode through a spider web so thick that when you cleaned it off of you it pulled up your shirt?
10. I love riding my bike early mornings along the almost abandoned Greenway!
11. I avoid eye contact with The Creepy Guys In Their Pick Up Trucks Near the Park's Restrooms...
12. Question: Have you ever worried you might look like A Creepy Guy Near The Park's Restroom while waiting for dawn?

Bill O'Asshat

O'Reilly is an opportunistic asshole that preys on the stupidity of THE WILLFULLY IGNORANT, the hatred of RACISTS and the tunnel vision of THE ONE ISSUE VOTERS.  He makes money off of peddling misinformation to the viewers of FAUX News.

Bill O'Reilly is what is wrong with America...

A Shithead of EPIC PROPORTIONS!