- Even though I have a front fender headlight I still wait till dawn to begin my ride!
- Playing on my smart phone means my ride begins 15 minutes AFTER dawn...
- Question: Have you ever worried that you may get a ticket for riding in a park before it officially opens?
- Early morning fog covering Simpson Park guarantees I ride that section first!
- Last week's Sewer Treatment Plant Shutdown guarantees Simpson Lake smells like a 72-acre Porta Potty that hasn't been serviced all Summer...
- Question: Have you ever smelled something so bad that you could taste it on your teeth?
- Dear Spider #1) Thank You for hanging a dead leaf in your invisible web so I know where not to ride my bike!
- Dear Spider #2) YOU SUCK...
- Question: Have you ever rode through a spider web so thick that when you cleaned it off of you it pulled up your shirt?
- I love riding my bike early mornings along the almost abandoned Greenway!
- I avoid eye contact with The Creepy Guys In Their Pick Up Trucks Near the Park's Restrooms...
- Question: Have you ever worried you might look like A Creepy Guy Near The Park's Restroom while waiting for dawn?
Thursday, August 25, 2016
NOTES ON THIS MORNINGS BIKE RIDE
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