Just read the Owner's Manual

(I know, who would've thunk it?)  The Manual is about 10% useful information and 90% DON'T DO THIS AND THEN SUE US!  Currently listening to Duffy on my Amy Winehouse PANDORA Radio Station...

 ::Every Day I'm Shufflin::

Truth be told...

I am not talented or patient enough to attempt to assemble my new bike on my own.  I have to borrow the considerable talents of Tiffany's Dad in order to ride my bike.  It arrived today via UPS and I carried all 63 lbs of it down to my apartment.  I opened the box to look at it but I did not remove any parts so that it will travel safely to Imperial MO for assembly.  So I won't be able to actually ride the bike untill Thursday morning at the earliest.  Cross your fingers.  Today my rear tail light showed up and after Mickey Dee's I'm heading to the hardware store to find a replacement bolt for the reflector that I'm installing on my back fender.  Needless to say, I am very excited about my new bike...

David<~~~~~~was shaking when I opened the shipping box

While waiting...

THE RIDE IS THRILLING

It's early morning
and the dew is cold
the sun is rising
the night is old

It's Monday morning
and my bike is loaded
the ride is starting
the thrill is goaded

It's a gorgeous morning
and I am driving
the path is before me
the song is jiving

It's early morning
and I am riding
down the path
my heart is flying

It's Monday morning
people I'm passing
smiling they are
good looks they're casting

It's a gorgeous morning
and I am living
the sun is shining
and my ride was thrilling

DAS

My new bike arrives on MONDAY!

And I can't wait!  Tonight Tif & I are meeting friends at the Barenaked Ladies Concert underneath the STL Arch.  It should be lots of fun, a good excuse to eat some fair food anyway.  Just in case you have forgotten what my new bike looks like here is the photo again...

(Rambler)

Found the font I want the decals made in...

 

Rambler

CAPT AMERICA here I come...

Tonight I'm heading to St. Charles to see CAPTAIN AMERICA-The First Avenger at midnight with my buddy.  Should be a great movie.  This is the first in a series of movies about the Avengers and I cannot wait to see Iron Man, Capt America, the Hulk, and Thor all on the same screen.  Going to be cool!  I do hope they put Giant-Man and the Wasp in the movie also, that would be perfect.  Am I a nerd?  You decide...

munchmunchmunch...

...LITTLE SMOKIES ARE THE FIZZLE!

Now I sit here...

...and wait for my bike to be delivered!

I'm purchasing accessories for a bike that I don't even have yet...

flag holder

bike bell

metal sign

rear light

valve caps

A brief history of David's bikes...

1. Save up money to purchase a Schwinn Classic 7 Deluxe bicycle
2. Order Schwinn Classic 7 Deluxe bicycle
3. Schwinn Classic 7 Deluxe bicycle never arrives
4. Buy cheap Schwinn Riverside bicycle instead
5. Ride the hell out of the cheap Schwinn Riverside bicyle
6. Cheap Schwinn Riverside bicycle gives up the ghost
7. Save up money to purchase a Custom Worksman Cycles bicycle
8. Find a Schwinn Classic 7 Deluxe bicycle on ebay at the last moment
9. Buy a Schwinn Classic 7 Deluxe bicycle instead
10. Cry like a baby when the Schwinn Classic 7 Deluxe bicycle arrives

(a pictorial history)

What I paid for but never arrived

What I saved up for but never purchased

What I actually bought with the money I saved

David<~~~~~~~~~~~~one happy dude!


 

My Prediction

FOX NEWS

WILL BE CAUGHT UP IN THE MURDOCK SCANDAL AND IT WILL BE SHUT DOWN.

Spanish Translation

I have a program that runs on my journal that tracks who visits my site and from where they visit and what they look at.  I like following the links backwards and seeing what people googled and how they ended up at my joint.  I can pretty much can figure out which visitors are my friends and which ones are strangers to my strange world.  Having said that I came across something today that I didn't expect (nor even knew was possible).  I followed a STL link to discover that someone had translated my journal to Spanish, I assume so they could read it.  Cool huh?   I have lots of international visitors (thank you Samurai Knitter), and quite a few of my Facebook buddies that read my Journal.  It just never crossed my mind that I could click on a link and see everything that I had written, in Spanish.  ::shakes head::


David<~~I'm not internationally known. But I'm known to rock the microphone!

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men...

A LITTLE BIT OF NONSENSE

the finger was knuckled
the belt has buckled

the clock has hands
the sun it tans

the floor it squeeks
the birds have beaks

the Irish have luck
and Twain was Huck



(and so it goes)


David<~flexing the most important muscle

 

Our 3rd Gig...

I'm a travelin' man...

EARLY tomorrow morning I head down to Tejas to shepard mi Mama to the Sedation Dentistry office in Austin TX.  She's going to have about 2 months worth of work done in 2 hours.  Then I get to drive her home and nurse her back to her normal self.  If she rambles incoherently I promise to put the video on YouTube...

Lots of trips

My Grandmother has passed away so Tif and I will be traveling down to the Bootheel this weekend.  The first week in July my Mom is having Oral Surgery and I'll be traveling down to TX to help drive her around and stuff.  Lots of trips in my immediate future...

David<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Traveling Man!

I have a new job!

I just got hired on as the stunt double
for Matt Damon's new movie
The Bourne Inadequatcy...

TA-DAH!

new shirt, New Hat & NEW GLASSES!

I pick up my new perscription Ray-Ban sunglasses today...

Or rather I pick up my old Ray-Ban sunglasses with my new perscriptions installed.   Tiffany took a picture of me in my new gear and sent it to me 2 hours ago.  As soon as it comes through I'll add it to this post...

David<~~~~~~~~~~~~~stylin' and smilin'

New day New tires New glasses

I have to have my eyes checked regularly due to my Diabetes.  Yesterday my Eye Doc was surprised at how much my eye glasses prescription had changed.  It was really noticeable during the eye exam.  Good news is that there is still no sign of any Diabetic eye damage.  I purchased new frames to go with my Progressive lenses (yes I'm olde), and had the shop pop new lenses into my Ray Ban Sunglasses (the frames were still fine).  So I'm hunky dory in relation to my eye glasses.  A bit ago I purchased a pair of Pince Nez spectacles to go with my older costumes.  I may take them down and have actual prescription lenses put in so I can see while wearing them, I know, I'm so particular.  I'll take a picture of my new glasses when they arrive in about a week.  To tide all my faithful readers over, here is a stock photo of my spectacles...



(these are worn with my "Buttermilk Dave" and "Excused Duty" costumes)

I also purchased two new back tires, they were sorrily needed and the weird noise from the previously non-balanced tire is completely gone, yay me!  I should have had them rotate the front tires backwards and put the new ones on the front.  Lesson learned...

David<~~~~~~~~~~~~~NERD!

Meramec Greenway - Oh How I Love Thee

When I ride I follow the Meramec River on the bike trails.  They are all paved and in pretty good condition (unless they are covered by flood mud).  "The Powers That Be" are connecting all the individual bike trails into a web of paved trails that will become the Meramec Greenway.  You will be able to completely circle St. Louis and ride all the way around just on the Greenway.  Today Tiffany walked 1/3 of my normal bike route and I ended up biking the same route twice (4.5 miles).  It was nice exercising with the girlfriend.  On a daily basis I get to see deer, frogs, cardinals, meadowlarks, bluebirds and various other wild birds.  The worst hazard I have come across is trying NOT to inhale the floating cottonwood seeds, they tickle going up your nose.  At the moment 1/3 of my usual bike route hasn't been cleared of mud from the last flood.  Of course this section is my favorite part to bike, it reminds me of Ft. Riley, KS.  This part of the trail is maintained by the City of Kirkwood and they are failing in their duties.  Two other smaller cities they have parts of the trial within their boundaries have done a better job clearing the mud and branches off of the trail and the parking lots.  Kirkwood can kiss my shiny heiney.  Even when I'm tired or not feeling like biking, as soon as I feel the wind in my face all is forgotten and I'm loving life.  Today I averaged 7 miles per hour, not one of my better days, but it was fun.  As soon as the Meramec River is down some I hope for a nice big thunderstorm to wash the trails clean of dirt/mud/leaves and small branches.  I've decided to replace my $200 Schwinn with a $500 Worksman bicycle.  After delivery charges it'll be a six hundred bike.  I'm going with the Retro Cruiser and will supplement the factory features with a set of flashing pedals and winged reflective hubcaps.  I'm not going to trick out the new bike like my first one but it will have spoke lights and a head light and tail light of some sort.  Here is a picture of the mentioned bike...

Pretty cool huh?  I've already named the bike and I don't even own it yet.  I am going to stick to a bell instead of a horn.  Horns are funny but WAY too obnoxious for polite usage.  Zoom Zoom...

David<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~loves riding his bike!

(and the bike will be called RAMBLER)

Current Country Totals


Journal Visits From
10 Dec 2009 to 28 Apr 2011

United States (US) 1,456

United Kingdom (GB) 63

Canada (CA) 33

Australia (AU) 25

Germany (DE) 18

Netherlands (NL) 14

Italy (IT) 13

Spain (ES) 8

France (FR) 7

Poland (PL) 6

Brazil (BR) 6

Sweden (SE) 6

Ireland (IE) 6

Croatia (HR) 5

Japan (JP) 5

Malaysia (MY) 5

Finland (FI) 4

Norway (NO) 4

Saudi Arabia (SA) 4

Thailand (TH) 4

New Zealand (NZ) 3

Belgium (BE) 3

Denmark (DK) 3

Czech Republic (CZ) 3

Portugal (PT) 3

Greece (GR) 3

Indonesia (ID) 3

India (IN) 3

Turkey (TR) 3

Austria (AT) 2

Peru (PE) 2

Mexico (MX) 2

Lithuania (LT) 2

Philippines (PH) 2

Hungary (HU) 2

Ukraine (UA) 2

Taiwan (TW) 2

South Africa (ZA) 2

Georgia (GE) 2

Korea, Republic of (KR) 2

Jordan (JO) 2

Romania (RO) 2

Pakistan (PK) 2

Iceland (IS) 1

Chile (CL) 1

Russian Federation (RU) 1

Faroe Islands (FO) 1

Hong Kong (HK) 1

Bulgaria (BG) 1

Iran, Islamic Republic of (IR) 1

Tunisia (TN) 1

Montenegro (ME) 1

Slovenia (SI) 1

El Salvador (SV) 1

Switzerland (CH) 1

Singapore (SG) 1

BIRTHER=RACIST

I've been watching CNN a lot lately and really getting fired up as The Donald attacks the President.  Not for one second do I believe that The Donald believes anything he is saying.  He is cynically playing to the lunatic fringe (re: THE BIRTHERS) of the GOP in an attempt to gather up their support prior to his Presidential Run announcement.  But it is dangerous to ally yourself with the racist BIRTHERS (whose main chant seems to be: "Obama's middle name is Hussain so he can't be an American and Hawaii isn't a State anyway") and not be painted with the same Racist paintbrush.  The Donald has painted himself into a corner and even if he shouts down the questions of the reporters, the American Public can happily answer the questions about his behaviour that The Donald doesn't want to address.  The Donald is a bad joke who's punchline can only be: Trump/Palin in 2012.  And I'm laughing and laughing and laughing...

David<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~watching the GOP implode!

(My Apt. is completely clean
and ready for my Mom's visit)

TEJAS was fun...

Tiffany and I had a blast in TX.  San Antonio was beautiful (if a bit crowded on Spring Break).  Loved the Alamo, the Riverwalk, the Marketplace, the Mall.  Not so much the Zoo, it was old school with animals behind bars and in non educations enclosures.  We also spent a day in Waco and went to the Dr. Pepper Museum (everyone should go see this world class site), the Waco Zoo (wonderful boutique Zoo), and on the way home we stopped back at the Dr. Pepper Museum to dine at their Soda Foutain.  Helping Mom move from the Ranch to Town kicked my keister.  She downsized from 5 bedroom to 3 bedroom and I love her new place.  The new owners of the Ranch seem nice and I hope they appreciate the beautiful Ranch House my Father designed.  Lately I've been cleaning my apartment with help from Tiffany, I know right?  Let's all sing together from the FIDDLER ON THE ROOF songbook:  "Wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles..."!