GUNFIGHT AT WM CORRAL
Wal-Mart Sam rode into town
and all the prices did fall down
Local men tried to attack
but Wal-Mart Sam fired back
He killed one, he killed them all
and then the bodies began to fall
Down at the local business landing
not one store was still left standing
Wal-mart Sam won the day
and now we all are going to pay
No one came to the local's aid
and now there's no place left to trade
If you bow to Wal-Mart Sam
(and I never will by God Damn)
You can buy cheap goods cheap
and all the local money will heap
at the boots of this dirty weevil
and all his cronies down at B-ville
So sorry for the lack of choices
and all the crying of all the voices
of all the people out of work
by this one discounting jerk
So take your pennies you did pinch
and give them to the B-Ville Grinch
and learn to like his inferior products
and all the hardship that you bought us
So wave goodbye as he rides away
with all our money at the end of the day
(please forgive the bitterness and forced rhymes)
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