|Snapping Turtle: "Hey Buddy. Wanna to hear a joke?"|
|Me: 'You're a pretty good comedian, can I take a picture with you?'|
Snapping Turtle: "Sure!"
|Sea Turtle: "That's nothing I have a better joke!"|
Me: 'Lay it on me'
Sea Turtle: "Lean in close and I'll whisper it into your ear"
|Sea Turtle: "Told you it was better"|