Saturday, March 14, 2015

David steals some jokes off of the internets...

Snapping Turtle: "Hey Buddy.  Wanna to hear a joke?"
Me: 'Sure
Snapping Turtle: "A Man was walking thru the swamp and lost his favorite Bible in the muck.
Three weeks later a Snapping Turtle walks up to him carrying a Bible in his mouth.
The Man couldn't believe his eyes.
He takes his favorite Bible out of the Turtle's mouth, raises his eyes heavenward and exclaims, "IT'S A MIRACLE!"
"Not really", says the Snapping Turtle, "your name is written on the inside cover..."
Me: 'You're a pretty good comedian, can I take a picture with you?'
Snapping Turtle: "Sure!"
Sea Turtle:  "That's nothing I have a better joke!"
Me:  'Lay it on me'
Sea Turtle:  "Lean in close and I'll whisper it into your ear"
 Sea Turtle:  "A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a sea turtle in the front seat. "What are you doing with that turtle?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the aquarium." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the sea turtle again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that turtle to the aquarium!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"
Sea Turtle: "Told you it was better"

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