Saturday, March 14, 2015

I just ordered a new set of Patriotic Bunting

I put up two 6" x 3" Patriotic Fans on my balcony railings every year on April 5th.  My original set was sun burned and my upstairs neighbor managed to actually burn a cigarette hole in one, so they needed replacing.  I have a new set on order.  I usually take them down on the 4th of July.


http://www.forthoodsentinel.com/story.php?id=643


new New NEW!

  1. My favorite Marlin Fishing cap came from LL BEAN (but they no longer make them!)
  2. My second favorite Marlin Fishing cap came from Quaker Marine Supply (out of business!)
  3. I just found the original owner of Quaker Marine Supply on eBay (notice the new cap!)

  1. My first Matt & Kim concert I went with Tiffany (and she hated it because they cussed!)
  2. My second Matt & Kim concert the speaker tower went out halfway thru the concert (no way!)
  3. I now have a third chance to see MATT & KIM (notice the new tix!)

  1. The first time I found this CHUCK BERRY shirt they didn't have my size (crap!)
  2. The second time I found this CHUCK BERRY shirt they didn't have my size (crap crap!)
  3. They just received new stock of my favorite CHUCK BERRY shirt (notice the new shirt!)
MATT & KIM Fri May the 8th 8pm

David steals some jokes off of the internets...

Snapping Turtle: "Hey Buddy.  Wanna to hear a joke?"
Me: 'Sure
!
Snapping Turtle: "A Man was walking thru the swamp and lost his favorite Bible in the muck.
Three weeks later a Snapping Turtle walks up to him carrying a Bible in his mouth.
The Man couldn't believe his eyes.
He takes his favorite Bible out of the Turtle's mouth, raises his eyes heavenward and exclaims, "IT'S A MIRACLE!"
"Not really", says the Snapping Turtle, "your name is written on the inside cover..."
Me: 'You're a pretty good comedian, can I take a picture with you?'
Snapping Turtle: "Sure!"
CHEESE!
Sea Turtle:  "That's nothing I have a better joke!"
Me:  'Lay it on me'
Sea Turtle:  "Lean in close and I'll whisper it into your ear"
 Sea Turtle:  "A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a sea turtle in the front seat. "What are you doing with that turtle?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the aquarium." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the sea turtle again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that turtle to the aquarium!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"
Sea Turtle: "Told you it was better"


Tuesday, March 10, 2015

A Man and a Cruiser bike walk into a bar...


I biked 9 miles on the Greenway on Sunday.

I biked 12 miles around Creve Cour Lake on Monday.

Here are two pictures...