Sunday, May 23, 2010

A conversation with a "Tea-Bagger"

thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, ' WE ARE
THE TEA PARTY,
WE TAKE OUR NAME AND
OUR INSPIRATION FROM
THE BOSTON TEA PARTY!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Oh, are you protesting against
Taxation Without Representation?"
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'What? NO!
WE ARE AGAINST
TAX INCREASES!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Who increased your taxes?"
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'BARAK HUSSAINE
OSAMA DID, HE'S A SOCIALIST!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "No he hasn't, your taxes have gone down
since President Obama was elected into office."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'What? NO! OBAMA'S A
SOCIALIST AND A NaZi!
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Socialism and Nazism are two different
ideologies. They actually hated each other."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'What? NO!
DO YOU EVEN WATCH
BILL O'REILLY?'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Nope.
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'GLEN BECK?'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Nah."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'RUSH?'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "No."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger,
'THEN YOU
DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Socialism is a political philosophy
that encompasses theories of economic
organization based on either public or
direct worker ownership and admin-
istration of the means of production
and the allocation of resources."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'WHAT, ARE YOU ONE
OF THOSE LIBERAL
INTELLECTUALS?'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Yes! And
when did being
smart become
a bad thing?"
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'LIBERAL!
WHAT DO YOU KNOW,
OUR FOUNDING
FATHERS WERE
CONSERVATIVES!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Actually our Founding
Fathers were all Liberals, the
Conservatives were the Tories.
You know, the ones who didn't
even want to be Americans."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'What? NO! OBAMA IS
RAISING OUR TAXES!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "No he isn't."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'OBAMA IS A SOCIALIST!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "No he's not."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger,
'OBAMA
ISN'T
EVEN A
NATURAL
BORN
AMERICAN!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Yes he is!"
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'OBAMA IS A MUSLIM!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Actually,
President Obama
is a Christian."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'UNNNGHT!!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, ::shrugs::
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'I HATE
COLORED
PEOPLE!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Yea I know..."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
DAVID<~~~~Proud Conservative Liberal!
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...

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