Sunday, May 23, 2010

A conversation with a "Tea-Bagger"

thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, ' WE ARE
THE TEA PARTY,
WE TAKE OUR NAME AND
OUR INSPIRATION FROM
THE BOSTON TEA PARTY!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Oh, are you protesting against
Taxation Without Representation?"
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'What? NO!
WE ARE AGAINST
TAX INCREASES!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Who increased your taxes?"
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'BARAK HUSSAINE
OSAMA DID, HE'S A SOCIALIST!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "No he hasn't, your taxes have gone down
since President Obama was elected into office."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'What? NO! OBAMA'S A
SOCIALIST AND A NaZi!
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Socialism and Nazism are two different
ideologies. They actually hated each other."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'What? NO!
DO YOU EVEN WATCH
BILL O'REILLY?'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Nope.
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'GLEN BECK?'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Nah."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'RUSH?'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "No."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger,
'THEN YOU
DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Socialism is a political philosophy
that encompasses theories of economic
organization based on either public or
direct worker ownership and admin-
istration of the means of production
and the allocation of resources."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'WHAT, ARE YOU ONE
OF THOSE LIBERAL
INTELLECTUALS?'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Yes! And
when did being
smart become
a bad thing?"
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'LIBERAL!
WHAT DO YOU KNOW,
OUR FOUNDING
FATHERS WERE
CONSERVATIVES!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Actually our Founding
Fathers were all Liberals, the
Conservatives were the Tories.
You know, the ones who didn't
even want to be Americans."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'What? NO! OBAMA IS
RAISING OUR TAXES!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "No he isn't."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'OBAMA IS A SOCIALIST!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "No he's not."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger,
'OBAMA
ISN'T
EVEN A
NATURAL
BORN
AMERICAN!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Yes he is!"
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'OBAMA IS A MUSLIM!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Actually,
President Obama
is a Christian."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'UNNNGHT!!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, ::shrugs::
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Tea-Bagger, 'I HATE
COLORED
PEOPLE!'
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
Me, "Yea I know..."
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...
DAVID<~~~~Proud Conservative Liberal!
thecleverestthingrepublicanseverdidwastalkingpeopleintovotingagainsttheirowninterests...

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Eye of newt...

Round about the couldron go:
In the poisones entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Sweated venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first in the charmed pot.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blindworm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing.
For charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and couldron bubble.
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witch's mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digg'd in the dark,
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat; and slips of yew
silver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by the drab,
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For ingrediants of our cauldron.
Double, double toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.


I just wanted extra onions on my Big Mac...


David<~~watching the McDonald's employees struggle with my special order ::shakes head::