Introducing my newest bicycle
1965 Schwinn American Cruiser
|THE PLAZA faces Central Park!|
|EMPIRE STATE BUILDING Lobby|
|Mr. Skyline keeps his eye on NYC...|
|Tourists (I hate "Selfie Sticks")|
|NYC Skyline at night...|
Accosted by a Times Square Strip Club Barker? a
|MATT & KIM Fri May the 8th 8pm|
|Snapping Turtle: "Hey Buddy. Wanna to hear a joke?"|
|Snapping Turtle: "A Man was walking thru the swamp and lost his favorite Bible in the muck.|
Three weeks later a Snapping Turtle walks up to him carrying a Bible in his mouth.
The Man couldn't believe his eyes.
He takes his favorite Bible out of the Turtle's mouth, raises his eyes heavenward and exclaims, "IT'S A MIRACLE!"
"Not really", says the Snapping Turtle, "your name is written on the inside cover..."
|Me: 'You're a pretty good comedian, can I take a picture with you?'|
Snapping Turtle: "Sure!"
|Sea Turtle: "That's nothing I have a better joke!"|
Me: 'Lay it on me'
Sea Turtle: "Lean in close and I'll whisper it into your ear"
|Sea Turtle: "A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a sea turtle in the front seat. "What are you doing with that turtle?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the aquarium." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the sea turtle again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that turtle to the aquarium!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"|
|Sea Turtle: "Told you it was better"|
|Drawn in by Bing's singing voice I stayed to watch Yvonne Craig...|
|The secret to being a good dancer is NOT caring what other people think. Oh and rhythm, you HAVE to have rhythm...|
|Some rich guy wants to buy his 4th European vacation home, YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT THE NRA TELLS YOU TO DO|
|THIS is a Zedonk, a hybrid between a Zebra and a Donkey. I want one.|
|HAPPY 250TH ST. LOUIS!|
|(The Section between the Elvis Stage and the Pokey Lafarge Stage)|